Must see parody

This video is a parody of the microsoft surface commercial/promo. It's way to funny no matter if you like microsoft's stuff or not.




PS: I know it's been a super long time since my last post :p, so what spam me for it.

Wii Time Fun

Good day everyone who happens to be a wii fan. Today's post is just for you. I was out this weekend with some friends at a local music festival and walking to the gate we happened to see this truck (picture to the left in case you didn't see it some how. parked out there.

Pretty cool huh? Apparently that truck is officially licensed because inside the event there was a wii entertainment trailer set up to promote the wii even more. Yay, Nintendo. I'm going to assume that's the truck that hauls the trailer around from event to event around the country or at least the south.

In other wii news, be sure you take a break when playing the wii because apparently there is a new medical condition that comes from the soreness from little breaks, no stretching and over playing. Wiiitis. Yeah real technical sounding *cough cough*, but I wouldn't recommend going to the doctor about it, he'll only prescribe over the counter pain killers and recommend you avoid wii play for a week....like I need a doctor to figure that one out for me.

Keyboard Prank

Until I can find another article to write about or give a geek tutorial (Yes I will take questions and answer them the best I know how) Enjoy this video that shows how to play a nasty prank on someone by tampering with their keyboard.



Here are the more detailed instructions on how to set up the prank.

Automatic Touch-Ups for photos in Photoshop CS2

How to Touch-Up Digital photos in Adobe Photoshop CS2 the painless tenderfoot way:

This guide is intended to be used by persons who have VERY little knowledge of Photoshop and its complete capabilities and this is a nice launch pad to help improve home photos until said person learns the ins and outs.

NOTE: This guide can work in versions below CS2 though 6 and below the menus could quite possibly look different.

If you’re reading this guide and are anything like me, you have a digital camera and love to take pictures, the only problem is, and sometimes digital cameras can take really disappointing pictures in poor quality lighting or conditions. So if you want to preserve memories well, it’s important to own a good photo editing software to go with any kind of digital camera.

Automatic and Painless Way:

Step 1) Find and open the photo you want touch up.


Step 2) Ok so you’ve managed to find the picture and open it, the menu’s seem scary, but bare with me. Just go to Image Tab and click on it and then go to adjustments, for this guide’s purposes we are only going to use the auto features.


Step 3) Now on the sub menu adjustments let’s start with auto levels. Just click it and compare the two images. If it didn’t improve your picture, just go to edit step backward. And boom it’s back to normal.

Step 4) Now in the adjustments menu use Auto Color, you be the judge on the improvement made if any. And again just step backward if the image became less attractive.

Step 5) The last auto adjustment is auto contrast, this is normally only used is the photo came out way to bright or way too dark, so if you think the lighting is perfect move on if not just click auto contrast.

OOOK, so we’ve done all that, but something doesn’t seem quite armature photographer enough about it? Maybe you have too much “dead space in your picture.”

Let’s Crop it a little. Just remember with photos things are more appealing in a rule of three fashion. That means any item unless it is the COMPLETE FOCUS of the shot, should not take up more then a 1/3 of the picture.

Step 6) To start things off click on the rectangular marquee tool on your tool bar.
Now this is important if you want prints make sure on the upper bar on style you have fixed aspect ratio picked. The ratio you should use is 4 x 6 or 6 x 4 depending on if you have a vertical or horizontal picture.


Ok so you’ve done that and will the rule of 3 in mind figure out what you want in the picture. I want the sun, because as you can see I have way to much width and sky. So use the marquee to mark the area you want.

With the selected area all highlighted with the dotted line head on up to the image menu and scroll down to crop and click it.



Alakazam and now you only have the selected area as the whole photo.

Now it’s time to save the file, but do make sure you click save as so you don’t over write the original. ESPECIALLY if you cropped the image.

And here is a comparison of two of another image that took on a more noticeable difference with the auto-correction better than the one I happened choose to screen cap for the tutorial:

Geekin Gear List

Below is a List of 5 Hot Geek Accessory Apparel that you probably shouldn’t wear in public or admit you bought.

1) RAM Earrings
Yes, ram from your ears that was recycled old ram hand made into jewelry.

2) Diskette Handbag
A whole 17.28 MB of storage attached to a decent sized vinyl hand bag.

3) Einstein Relativity Watch
The numbers rotate instead of the hands, time is relative I suppose.

4) 10 types of people tee shirt
It’s a binary joke, so only your nerd friends will laugh; the rest will just give you a funny look and say I don’t get it.

5) Scrolling LED Belt Buckle
Now you can be a nerd who fits in with southerners. A large belt buckle is like your passport into the south.

the list above is in no particular order

E-Taxes and You

Believe it or not, by next fall everyone could be paying sales tax on on-line purchases and possible for broadband internet.

If these taxes are not created nation wide it’s said other taxes will be raised to compensate for losses that the government says they are currently facing. And it’s well known the U.S. government is in need for funds, to pay off the war debt and then some.

This isn’t shocking news to hear that the government is looking to create or raise taxes, it’s subject to say the only reason we haven’t been taxed for the internet and its services before is government is just to slow.

With this information is the government really losing as much taxes as they claim from on-line shopping? I know I personally only buy things over the internet that I cannot get locally…

According to shop.org 35% of people abandon internet purchases due to added costs (shipping and handling, etc.) already. (stats from the shopping year 2004)

But with at least 35% of people preferring a real store experience due to added costs, taxes will only drive that percentage up. This sales tax on internet purchases could be a huge thorn in the side on on-line retailers, either they will be forced to drop prices to make up for the difference or lose more business.

Though, the top reason to shop on-line was to avoid crowds. So I’m assuming that means the holiday season must be a great time for on-line stores, and will continue to be so even with an internet sales tax.

This internet tax also raises some questions: Will the taxes be based on delivery state or business state? Or will it be a national tax? What about foreign customers? Do foreign businesses need to have these taxes applied if the customer is a U.S. resident?

There are a lot of questions that need to be answered and it almost seems a little sticky to try to apply this kind of tax because of the global nature of the internet.

Let’s just wait to see how this pans out in congress.

Related Links:
Net Taxes Could Arrive by this Fall

Touch Screen Tables, What Will They Think of Next?

Microsoft is rolling out their latest product. It's called the Microsoft Surface. This new “invention” is a table top computer packaged with a touch screen that can detect multiple inputs or touches all at once.

It’s said this product is more “well thought out” compared to their other products. (Microsoft releases products with little thought other then stomping out other computer companies and high profit?!?!?! SAY IT ISN’T SO!)

In the news article the practical commercial use listed was for a casino who wanted to use it for digital gambling, but I fail to see other commercial uses for this besides in coffee shops so you can blog read or image surf while at star bucks with your friends before school or work.

Maybe it could be used in schools today as a learning aid. Though from my experiences computers in a college class room do not offer much aid if the course is not technology based, K – 12 grades could find more use with the interactivity of the table PC and it’s group usability. But most public schools have trouble getting funding for regular PCs still, so it will be a long time before something like this is set up.

As for personal use for this little gem, that won’t be a while because the set price is set to be around $5,000 to $10,000, and Microsoft is manufacturing this one themselves so no cheap knock offs that do it better for a very long time. Although, for those die hard Star Trek fans, I suppose that money would be worth it complete their vision of a Star Trek apartment that is fully functional.


Related Links:
Microsoft Puts Surface on the Table
Microsoft Surface Offical Site

Ball and Chain New Standard for Wireless Internet

As of late there has been a big issue in the legality of wi-fi internet access. I’ve cruised through the web to find dozens of stories of men getting fined and arrested for using the wi-fi from outside the store, or not buying anything from the café and being arrested or fined because they are unauthorized to use the wi-fi.

There is no problem in my eyes if the internet was pay to use, or the Terms of Service stated you must by a at least a Danish to have legal access to their wi-fi, but a lot of times that is not the case, the service was free and unsecured, it was just the business owner did not like shady people sitting in cars outside their business for hours un-end with a laptop.

The latest news story on this topic I’ve seen didn’t state if the service was free and open or not. Although it did state this man from Michigan did pay $400 dollars and must serve 40 hours of community service. The punishment seems a bit much if the internet was unsecured and free to use if the user is in the range of service.

If he did indeed “hack” onto a secured access point for free internet, he should be punished, it was clearly not meant to be free and open to everyone.

As a general word of advice for anyone who wonders if they are breaking the law while on a wireless network, if you have to work to log on because of securities it’s not legal or ethical. Other wise if most likely no legal action can be brought against you for just accessing once for a short while, but to be safe, use the internet inside the café and do buy some coffee to support the business offering the internet.

A word of caution if the internet is from a residential home, accessing even an unsecuried connection is now becoming popular belief to be considered hi-jacking.

Related Links:
Michigan man fined for using free Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi Mooching and the Law

WHAT?! Freedom isn't free?!?!?!!

Apparently Web 2.0 is going to be riddled with problems because of the open nature of its structure….and people are just figuring this out.

It’s pretty easy to understand because Web 2.0 is all about freedom and openness with information, but there is a serious threat of malware and hackers because these black hatters can blog and the like just like everyone else. So how is that different from today?

Not much I believe but apparently we’ll see more of the malware it seems, I don’t really believe there will be more though, just a new breed of it, and Web 2.0’s open nature might be the perfect platform to easily distribute to the masses.

It’s a small price to pay considering Web 2.0 is a good move in the consumer/users favor.

Related Links:
Amid The Rush To Web 2.0, Some Words Of Warning
What is Web 2.0 from wikipedia

Have a Stroke, Play with Wii

Apparently the wii is great recovery tool for stroke patients. It's easy to see why though with all the interactivity. A wii is used at Riley Hospital for just this use.

"Mom, I think I need to stay home from school today and play my wii. I had a stroke last night to recover from."

Related Links:
Stroke patients go Wii at Riley Hospital